Neanderpundit

Got to Pick & Pull early, pulled a window, and have it installed on the Exploder already!!

Now to get new filters &etc for the weedwacker and leaf blower, and help some people with cars, and get the driveway sealcoated!

Ed has received his FOID card. And he’s acquired his handmedown collection of arms. And he’s about to go to the range. I hope I have the oppportunity to go with him, though the timing couldn’t be worse for me. He’s already plenty paranoid. Now he just needs to have the four rules tattooed on his wiener (guess he didn’t know about that part) and learn the secret handshake.

You have to ask Brigid where girls get the four rules tattooed.

Oh, and he’s gotta start knuckledragging and acting like a white trash red-stater, and knock out at least two teeth.

Sometimes, the b’ar eats you.

Went out to Blythes with Partner this morning and negotiated a decent deal on an absolutely beautiful Swedish Mauser for him; He takes me along to negotiate and I get to shoot the coolest rifles for free!! Then the shit hit the fan. See, I’ve been trying like hell to sealcoat the driveway for a month, and everything has prevented this.

So I went to Sears and bought the sealcoat I needed, got back home and parked the exploder on the side of the driveway so I wouldn ‘t have to carry the buckets too far.
And went back to weedwacking, and WEEDWACKED A STONE RIGHT INTO THE BACK WINDOW OF THE FUCKING EXPLODER.
So since I was already suited up I cleaned up the glass and went back to sealcoating. I had to INVENT new words to use to describe my feelings about the xploder window, the ones I knew were too worn out to use anymore.
Checked pick&Pull and discovered they were open till six.
So at ten to five I calculated that If I left the house in 11 seconds I could catch every red light between my house and hammond, and I succeeded.

To arrive at Pick& Pull at 5:28

And be told ‘it’s 5:30. “We doan le anywa in de yar ater 5:30.”
Then I went back home, figuring I’d at least be able to get some more weedwhacking done
to discover that I had not purchased the “fuel line that doesn’t self destruct on contact with gasoline” option for EITHER the weedwhacker or the leaf blower.

So i came indoors and had some of the Ogwife’s chili, and am trying to not pop like a balloon.