I never thought I’d see the day
When I would long for the Clinton presidency.
Now, I don’t, but I do remember it being more moderate than this. See, Billarry understood something the right doesnt: The right believes that their lost consitiuency is to the left of them, but it’s to the right. If you want the 30% or so of voters that nobody seems to be reaching, you don’t become more liberal, you become more conservative. Billary got elected and moved to the right of their campaign position and stayed there. And got re-elected. And would have continued to get re-elected if it were possible. All this is a carefully kept secret of the media, and will always be.
As far as Billy and Air Fuck One: Can you imagine the conversation?
Algore: Mr President, I wanted to go on this diplomatic mission but apparently Kim Jong Eal has no respect for a green statesman such as myself.
Bill: Are they hot?
Algore, Mr President, these are my employees! I cannot comment on their appearance, that would be inappropriate!
Bill: They’re asian, right? Man, I love those skinny little asian girls!!
Algore: Mr President, I wish you would keep your hands off my employees.
Bill: OK, al, I’ll hop on over there and pick them up for you. But you owe me one for this! And I better not catch any damned asian crabs or anything. I wonder if it’s true about the sideways…
Algore: Mr President!!!
Bill: Can it al, you fat loser. Why don’t you fuck Hillary once and see what it does to your libido?
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Elementary, Watson!
And the bit with Al and Bill? I love it!
Ought to be a skit on Saturday Night Live or Mad TV and you should gt paid for writing it. Maybe you better get this copywritten!
Given the back-story on Bill’s excursion, I think I’ve hit upon what your subheading could be (were you to accept contributions) Bill’s Bing L Ling E Lee.
BTW, the word that was at the tip of my tongue yet eluded me yesterday was alliteration.
Too late. I used it myself.
Dude, I’ve recently found myself LONGING for the Clinton Years after eight years of NeoConservatism and six months of whatever-the-hell-we-have-nowism.
Is that so wrong?
A stopped clock is right twice a day, and there were things he did right, among all the stupidity. As far as this hostage retrieval (c’mon, that’s really what it was), from what I read so far, I give him a thumbs up for the fortitude of going to Great Leader’s lair to get them. Like getting into a cell with a killer on death row with nothing to lose, the dip had nothing to lose from keeping Bill there.
Here’s my “yay Bill” list:
1) he got millions off of Welfare
2) he kept us out of Rwanda, thank God in Heaven
3) he got nafta passed, and now
4) he got those two goofs out of N. Korea.
This comic about the situation had me nearly wetting myself:
http://www.superpoop.com/080509/bill-clinton-in-north-korea.jpg
Just to really make your day:
Sotomayor confirmed.
Thanks Nathan. I’m off to the liquor store.
MANY presidents have committed these crimes before, but I will list the last four.
Bush Sr., Clinton, Bush Jr., Obama: They and all their felonious cronies have committed high treason against the Constitution of the United States for the past 20+ years, purposefully taking part in a monolithic conspiracy of illegal uniformity aiming at the corruption and compromise of all 3 branches of the United States government. Thus, re-establishing the environment of tyranny that existed before our Declaration of Independence (Bill of Rights contained therein) was drafted. An environment of despotism and distrust of the “royal” elite establishment, it’s arbitrary government and it’s corrupt policies.
This also has been happening for along time now, but we will stick to the 20+ years mentioned above.
House of Representatives, The Senate: They no longer represent the sovereign will of the people and only follow suit (aka bipartisan compromise) in a fake left-right paradigm that only strengthens the establishment of a mock two-party system that is only smoke-and-screens for an elitist dictatorship of established ruler-ship and policy. Through bribery by means of rambunctious and illegal bill amendments allowed only to persuade or induce the representative or senator to vote “properly”, most of our senators and representatives have committed treason against the Constitution of the United States, hereby betraying the American people and their Sovereign rights by letting there positions and ranks on the legislative branch of U.S. government be compromised, re-establishing the environment of tyranny that was sure to exist prior to the Declaration of Independence (Bill of Rights contained therein) being drafted. This is an environment of despotism and distrust of the “royal” elite establishment, it’s arbitrary government and it’s corrupt policies.
Must I further go on and explain how the judicial branch of the U.S. has left us to hang while pampering the whims of every dictator that reigns over the United States and our people? Even if I were to say nothing about how corrupt the Judicial branch has become, I do believe that 2 out of 3 branches of our government is absolutely too much corruption! It seems to be a very bad ratio, at odds with true freedom. No ONE case of corruption of ANY branch of government is acceptable, let alone the ENTIRE branch rotting from within, no longer producing green leaves or fruits of honest governmental labors. This is what has happened to our system of Checks and Balances; under God, no longer this republic does it stand.
This is why we need a revolution built on truth. Jesus Christ! Can I get an Amen?!
Declare your independence from the United Corporate States of America!
Be independent from this autocratic-elitist-tyrannical-despotic-demonic-witchcraft-occult-Illuminati-luciferian-lookupJohnnyTodd-andDONOTREADtheDaVinceCodeorAngel&DemonLIES-
*coughs* Oh my! Please, excuse my exercise of free speech and my straying from the topic. Seems to be the old conspiracy-nut in me, thee ol’ leftist wacko, “911 was an inside job” of my great forefathers. In the United States, its hereditary to believe in conspiracy instead of coincidence.
Anyways, declare your independence once again and separate yourself from this ruthless conspiracy of massive deceit. The United Corporate States of America have expelled United States citizens from our rightful throne of power. How long before we come to take it back?
We shouldn’t have sent Bill Clinton; we should have sent Ronald Reagan. And Harry Truman. And Theodore Roosevelt.
Hah! I couldn’t possibly agree more.
As for “Revolutionary truth” I don’t know whether to ban him, embrace him, or call the police.
Og- Don’t worry. I’m sure he’s already been reported to the WhiteHouse Snitch Line. They’ll be taking care of it.
If they were really sincere about this “snitch line”, they would offer “green stamps” for every person you turn in.
Og,
Don’t worry; the Freemasons are onto his little scheme.
Yep, we sure are. And we’ll get around to that just as soon as we decide whether to relamp the lodge with incandescent or fluorescent.