Surfing Safari
Let’s see what kind of strange creatures are on the windswept plains of Craigslist:
Butt licker – w4m – 21
I want someone who will poop for me
If you are willing to do that, then feel free to reply to this ad..
You can’t be afraid of shit
I like to lick ass a lot too ..so please have a nice ass
I’m not mobile so I’d have to be picked up
Free mostly mornings and afternoons
I you are interested reply :)
I am a girl im not sub either
I CAN NOT HOST
Not interested in normal sex..looking for guys into scat only
Well!
And then there’s
Need a tongue bath? – m4m – 48
Masculine, furry guy, 5’8″, 175 attractive, is looking to give a long, tongue bath to a ripe, unshowered man. I’m totally discreet. Hit me up, if interested.
By contrast, this guy just seems normal.
Any Women LIke Their Sex Messy? – m4w – 35
35yr old SWM in bucktown with a bit of a kink. Looking for a girl who would love to hang out, have a few drinks and get down to some messy fun.Throw down some plastic and towels and break out the baby oil, lotions..you name it. let’s get slippery.
Tall, slim and easy on the eyes. Email me!
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Seriously messed up.
As a buddy of mine used to say, kinky is when you use a feather, perverted is when you use the whole chicken.
It’s only kinky the first time you do it.
yeah, boss, easy to get jaded innit?
I’d wish for the old social mores to come back, but all they did was hide the kink behind the curtains.
Victorians, sexually-repressed? Not bloody likely, mate.
Exactly, nathan. Shit, they were weirder than we are, they just didn’t have any technology.
Trolling the freak show?
The first one I have no words for.
The second sounds like a Labrador (hairy and wants to give tongue baths).
I actually find the third one really creepy:
“Throw down some plastic and towels and break out the baby oil, lotions..you name it. let’s get slippery.”
That sounds too much like:
“It rubs the lotion on its skin…”
Sooner or later, one of those is gonna include someone else in their recipes.
Vienna Sausage Surprise, I guess?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
wtf? what have you been drinking?
Weird dude.
Anyone who replies to ads like those deserves to be murdered.
Can’t we just get back to something less distasteful, like crap blogging?
DT,
Agreed, sure beats crap blegging…