Neanderpundit

I got in a battle of wits with an unarmed man over at Tam’s, and he showed himself to be a pretty typical coward there, issuing commands- “Put up or shut up!” he says. Of course, he won’t put up, he’s too big a turd to show himself here, so he feels immunity to spout there.

On the other hand, his hemorrhoid came and left a comment, and even contacted me privately. Even though the owner is all asshole, the appendages to his ass are more civil and decent than their owner, so I thought I would reprint the email here.

hey, Og, sorry again that the asshole is mouthing off. Look, ever since I was a pimple he has been an ass- he has to have jokes explained to him all the time, for god’s sake. He’s just not worth it.

Me, I wouldn’t exist but for the constant presenting he does towards every well hung syphilitic moron that comes along. My life is an utter hell of being ripped and abused by diseased cocks day in and day out, and the publicity has been hell (You’ve seen Al thousands of times, if you know what Goatse is) Anyway, nice blog, hope you are staying warm. Drafty in here, and I need to click send on this before he wakes up, because that just means another day of syphilitic cocks and bad, no fiber diet.

All in all, not bad for a roid. I wonder if he types like Archy?

Update: I just discovered, this is him over here at Dicks!! Without the pith helmet he kinda looks like Santa, don’t he?

Canada is now thick with them, and I’m wondering, what effect do they have on the climate? What are the unintended consequences of robbing kilowatts from the wind?

of living with two longhaired women, is that you regularly get to snake wads of hair from the drain.

And not just little wads, mind you, but big, slimy, black dead-kitten size wads of hair, stringing foul smelling ichor and filth behind. Plus god knows what kind of crap otherwise gets washed down the shower. Last night, the bathtub was Due, and I spent about an hour getting it as clean as possible so it would last as long as possible.

Every time I see one of those Goth broads with the stringy black greasy hair I am reminded of the crap I pull out of the drain; I cannot imagine finding that attractive. The Ogwife has black hair but it’s natural and not full of chemicals and overprocessed, and it’s fine. What in God’s name is their problem?