Neanderpundit

Global Climate Normalization.

Due to the unbridled rape of our environment by the evil oil companies and the nasty bushitleralliburton cabal, Mothjer Gaeia faces a looming crisis: The weather will CONTINUE TO HAPPEN.

People who live in the south will have hot summers and mild winters, hurricanes will continue to pound coastlines, floods will occur in areas with excess rain, and the grass will die in areas of drought. in other words, things will continue to be HORRIFYINGLY TERRIBLY THE same. As they always have been. With some summers being hotter and some cooler, and some winters being colder and others warmer.

The HORROR! WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN IMMEDIATELY AND PUT AN END TO THIS NOT PUTTING AN END TO ANYTHING!

In 1987, my ex filed for divorce. I got fired from my job at a printer. I wasn’t making enough to live on my own, because I had strayed from my real purpose and calling in life, so I wasn’t succeeding. I had bills and problems, a $75 car, and not much in the way of prospects. Then the head gasket on my $75 car failed. And I didn’t even have the $18 a new head gasket would cost. I thought shit couldn’t possibly get any worse, and then Dad died.

I remember sitting in the basement of the house I was going to be vacating soon, and thinking, I wonder if I’ll feel the bullet leave the muzzle? Will it be a strong sensation, or just a loud noise and then nothing? THe muzzle of the 380 was cool and salty in my mouth.

Frankly, the only thing that kept me from pulling the trigger was knowing my soon-to-be ex wouldn’t lift a finger to clean the mess, that my mom would be stuck with the job of cleaning my brains and skull off the inside of the basement staircase.

We all have down moments. I’ve had some bad ones. And I came out the other side, with the help of some very good friends and decent human beings.

Two very decent people and their children are having some serious troubles now. Go, read, and do anything you can, even if it’s only keeping them in your prayers. if all you have to give is prayer, prayer helps.

What a world, what a world

Anyway, it seems the Clinton Machine still has some power. That’s a good thing, for me. I want to see her get the nod, because I want to see her get hammered. I mean, hammered flat, peened down, the surface ground flat, and then chrome-plated, and salted so nothing will grow there.

No, I don’t hold her any personal ill-will, in fact I hope this makes it possible for her to finally divorce that asshole, but she has no more business running the country than B Hussein.

Now if we could just get Thompson to draw as much media as Hussein, and get the nod. he actualy has a clue. McCain- ugh. he’s already thrown away our first amendment rights, and is anxious to gut the second amendment. Bastard.

I cannot wait for this crap to be over. Seriously.

In other news Steve is having fun with Glenn Beck’s butthole.

Nothing like that sounds, though.