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Pain is good

but I’d prefer movement. Did something to the back over the weekend that can only be described as “OOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!”. To the point where I am taking vicodin for the pain. And I normally balk at taking an aspirin. Wish me luck!

If you have a dog that likes to eat the toilet paper

and you spray the toilet paper with some of that “scat” spray that has capsicum in it, so the dog goes nuts if it smells it, it’s a good idea to wipe your ass with another, uncontaminated roll of asswipe.

I’m just saying, is all.

Cripes!

it looks like I’m gonna do 100,000 hits today. Anyone snapshots a pic of that, send me a copy. I’ll send you a cute picture of my dog licking it’s balls, or something.

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