Neanderpundit

A farmer is haying and his old, decrepit hay rake breaks down.

A passerby notices the farmer messing with the complex machine and offers to help “For $500 I’ll fix it” The farmer has to have his hay in, and will lose evrerything if he doesn’t. he gives the stranger his $500, and the stranger walks around the machine, looks intently, and pushes a tangled rake tine. The machine begins to work and soon the farmer has finished his haying.

Later, after the hay is up, the farmer looks at the stranger, and says “Well, it’s done but I don’t believe I paid you $500 to barely touch my machine”. The stranger says “I fixed the machine free. You paid me $500 to know where to push.”
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Is a sort of an oxymoron, but in fact, if done properly can be one of the very epitome if low humor. Best if the victim ends up with a headwound, or loses bladder and/or bowel control. Better yet if the victim is incapable of retaliation.
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I feel for anyone who has been hurt by the storm, and I hope they’re all back to normal as soon as possible; on the other hand, as I wrote back here, I think some of these assholes need to be shown the door.

And, this is one of the paces I part ways with our Commander in Chief. Stop spending like a democrat! Sheesh.

Baldilocks was dead right; The president took responsibility for the failure of the system

“because that’s what real leaders do, whether they are personally responsible or not.”

but now he’s pushed this over the edge; all the money and help these people get? in a year they’ll be right where they started. You cannot simply throw cash at people who don’t know what to do with it to begin with, and expect them to learn. And no, I’m not talking about blacks, I’m talking about people. If your judgement is bad enough that you live in a hole, you probably won’t all of a sudden begin to make great decisions. It just doesn’t happen.

C’mon, dubya, let’s see some of this process be self financing, OK?