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Eeeevil republicans.

Couple of friends have blogged about how disapointed they are that the eevil republicans have once again gotten into office.

Well, I’m kinda busy now, but right after I finish oppressing the poor and forcing women to have unwanted babies at gunpoint, I’ll splain a few things
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Election Day: Remember

I started out by posting a list of names here.

A list of the people murdered at the World Trade Center
A list of the people murdered at the Pentagon
A list of the people murdered on Flight 93
A list of the people murdered on Flight 77
A list of the people murdered on Flight 175
A list of the people murdered on Flight 11

The list wouldn’t fit on the page, no matter how I messed with the formatting

You can view those lists here.

Go view the names. Islamic fundamentalist terrorists murdered those people. Bet you can find a name you know, or someone from a town you live in, or a name much like yours.

You can wake up tomorrow and piss on their graves, or you can vote for George Bush. You sleep safely at night because of the work he’s doing keeping those islamic fundamentalists busy elsewhere in the world.

Remember.

How to install a garage door

I just spent the weekend doing just that, so I thought I’d channel Norm Abrams and explain the process in detail. No, I don’t mean bob vila, that asshole never could swing a hammer, he was just the pretty face that PBS put on the series.

Anyway, first, to install a new door, you must buy a new door. This is fairly simple, you go to the lumberyard, and buy a door.
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