Neanderpundit

But cutting a window in the side of it, and putting one way glass in the window, and letting the rest of the truck get filthy while keeping ONLY the one-way-glass windows immaculately clean, well, that and leaving the extension cord plugged into the generator hidden behind the trees a couple hundred yards away, well, it’s not the bestest camo for a surveillance vehicle, yannow? Sorta like peeing out of your treestand. Just sayin’.

Edited to add: I wonder what they’d do if I turned off the generator?

Sure! (I get up and go out onto the turnkey floor, the questioner following me)

“Say, you’re limping, why’s that?”

because I’ve spent my whole life trying to kill myself, and sometimes I was almost successful.

Hello, this is Og, how may i help you?
” hey i was wondering if you knew where i could find a left handed blivet”
Yes, they have them at www.lefthandedblivets.com

” cool. I figured youd know since you memorized most of the internet”

Good lord. Is it that obvious?