Neanderpundit

There are those who belive the speed limit is the upper limit. There are those who belive it is the lower limit.

Mrs Ford Focus? TRY TO DRIVE SOMEWHERE NEAR THE SPEED LIMIT. No, not 25 MPH under. No, not 25 MPH over. Somewhere NEAR.

Now: I have examined aerial photographs of the 294/394 interchange, and I’ve learned a few things.This is the way it started:

A nice cloverleaf. Functional.
This is a graphic depiction of the currently available lanes:

This is what’s being built at present:

And, this is where it’s headed.

brain surgeons.

Hizzoner Dickey Daley, (fuckhead, illinois) has come back out in support of tougher gun control measures.
“It’s all up to us” the power hungry moron Daley said “to say no to the extremists who want to flood not only our city, but just think, the whole state, with more concealed weapons,”
Yep, Dickwad, those strict gun control measures are doing tons to stop crime. That’s why the murder rate in Chicago has ben the highest in the country for so many years.
Daley is trotting out “gun victims and their families” to promote strict controls. Nowhere will you see any mention of the hundreds of people like Hale DeMar who defended his home and his life against an intruder.
Dick, the heir apparent to the Daley dynasty of corruption, graft, mob control, and oh, did I mention corruption, graft, graft, and corruption? is anxious to disarm the good citizens of Chicago and in fact all of Illinois so he will have absolute control, and only the cops and criminals will have guns. Oh, and Hizzoner himself.

Fuck you, you congealed ball of scrotum sweat. The citizens of the state of Illinois and the CIty of Chicago cannot wait to see you go down in flames. Me, I can wait forever. I hope to fuck you live to be 300 years old, because I want the denizens of hell to have an extra long time to prepare for you. I want to make sure they have all the victims of your families’ greed waiting in line to thrust shards of broken glass into your urethra, and all the mobsters and gangbangers and wrong cops you supported to take their turn raping your eyesockets while thorn-cocked demons sodomize you until your entrails drip from your ass. I want you to be buried under all the money you’ve stashed in those swiss bank accounts- (yes, we know you went there to pile that cash up, and brought back plastic cows)- and suffocate until you’ve healed sufficiently for the pain to begin anew, and I want to see that happening until the end of human time, then for the rest of eternity, I want to see you chained to the hubs of hell and forced to turn hell on it’s axis until your feet are ground off and you have to walk on your shinbones,then lather, rince, repeat. You are the worst public official in the known universe, and I cannot believe you get away with what you do. Criminal. Ass. Fool. Legions of demons are being trained to torment you, fuckhead, so enjoy life while you can.

What is your level of alertness? how cogniscent are you of your surroundings, right now? How immune are you to external stimuli?

Imagine how Ashley Smith feels right now.

There’s a moment when you face certain death- I know, because I’ve had this sensation up close and personal myself- when you get past that crucial moment, and your senses are turned up to 12. You have such a heightened awareness of your surroundings, that every dust mote seems to hold significance, every sensation is amplified.

Man, what a woman. I hope she has a book deal in her future, as well as reward money, and a flock of eager suitors from which she can, if she wants, pick and choose.