Neanderpundit

Nice to see someone in the blogosphere get what they deserve.

Kudos to all the people who made that happen. I am humbled yet filled with pride to know them all.

Today, apparently, the cosmos chose to reveal one of it’s mysteries to me. As I stood at the kitchen window this morning, drinking a glass of water, I felt something on my foot, and looked down to discover the household moron had untied my shoes, and was eating one of them. Knowing the cat’s proclivity for chasing and eating nothing, it dawned on me that evil dead cats are stalking me and attacking my shoelaces. Mystery solved.

I never cease to be amazed by the people that buy into the whole concept that Bush is evil. I have to tell you, I wish he were.

Top Ten Changes that would be made if Bush WERE an evil dictator:

1: Mikey Moore is run through a meat shredder, and the rotting fat from his corpse would be fertilizing a Nebraska cornfield. A BIG nebraska cornfield.
2: Cindy Sheehan, poster child for greed and child abuse, would be handcuffed to a lawnmower and forced to mow the lawn at Dubya’s ranch.
3:Ronnie Earle would mysteriosly disapear, and his picture would appear on milk cartons all over- barcelona.
4:Hollywood would be melted down and turned into a giant truck driver’s belt buckle.
5:Actors who openly spoke out against the president would be tortured in public and forced to kiss Dick Cheney’s pimply white ass
6:The mainstream media would be closed until further notice. There is no further notice, ever.
7:Going to war in iraq would have been something the president just did. No UN resolutions (allowing the Iraqis time to get the wmd’s to syria) No congressional approval, just ship our guys in, and kill iraqis.
8:Every time a liberal dies, an angel gets his wings.
9: Janet Reno would be skinned alive and her neck wattles used to make lampshades for underpriveleged conservatives.
10:Condoleeza Rice would walk to work on a carpet made from the disembodied tongues of freshly killed TV news anchors.

As much as those things might amuse, none of them are true, nor would they ever happen. The simple facts are, the current administration has not only been subjected to endless criticisim by the media, by the liberal community, but now, even malicious prosecution. And they have weathered it all.

On the other hand, if you look at the record of the Clintons, you stumble across a lot of names. Names like James McDougal. Mary Mahoney. Vince Foster. Ron Brown. Paul Tulley. Ed Willey. Jerry Parks. James Bunch. James Wilson. Kathy Ferguson. Bill Shelton. Suzanne Coleman. (suzanne is a special favorite of mine. She died of a gunshot wound to the back of the head, which was ruled a suicide)Barbara Wise. The list is HUGE. If you’re a “friend” of the Clintons, the odds seem to be particularly good you’ll end up dead. Especially if there’s something that you have or know that’s incriminating.

Hmmm. let’s see: Who most resembles Hitler? A man who has done everything possible to promote individual freedom (even freedom to criticise him) all over America and the world, or a man whose enemies mysteriously die around every corner.

yeah, it’s Bush. Really.