Neanderpundit

Not the kind of thing you ever suspect you’d hear, but right now I’m watching a special on Bravo: “Earth Wind and Fire: Tribute on Ice”.

Now, I’ve racked my brain trying to come up with any possible connection between EWF and Ice Skating, and i cannot. Nor Brian Boitano. Nor McCormack Spice, who is sponsoring this. Now, I like EWF, and the music has always been enjoyable, but Keeryst on a crutch, folks, this is the goofiest thing I’ve seen since….. Oh, since five thirty today, when I was watching “destroy all monsters”.

The Axis of Asshole, only a fledgling organization, has become a force to be reconed with, a behemoth of stink stars.

Lest anyone be confused, we at the Axis of Asshole would like you to walk through this simple primer:

We are not the Axes of asshole.

We are not the Axles of Asshole.

We are not the Axis of Assholes

We are, in fact, the Axis Of Asshole. The vertical line about which all assholes rotate. Make sure you get it right.

OK, there’s a fair to middlin’ chance that a lot of you will be getting books for Christmas. And an equally fair chance that you will all have a bit of time to read them. So, before New Years Eve, get a move on, read a book, and review it. One rule: no pooftas. No, wait, that’s not it! Okay, so there are no rules. Well, if you review a harlequin romance expect to be giggled at. Send entries to digestedreaders-at-gmail-dot-com