Neanderpundit

Ever have one of those, er, movements, when you are sure you’re finished, and you’re wrapping up the paperwork, and the action of contacting the orifice of discharge with the asswipe engages the peristalsis anew? As if there’s a reset button up there, futhuchrissakes. Been happening a lot lately. Wonder if it’s the new Purina Bachelor Chow.

At Home Despot today, I overheard someone returning a soaker hose because it leaked.

Everyone needs to comment, I need numbers. I want to know how many consider it rude to call anyone after ten. My inlaws LOVE to call here after ten in the evening. I myself never place a telephone call after five PM unless it is an emergency. So? what say ye, phone calls after ten at night, good or bad? Ogwife says “only in YOUR world”. I say she’s wrong. A late night phone call is an intrusion into people’s personal lives, and an unwelcome one at that. I was thirty five before I ever heard the phone ring after six, unless someone had died.