Neanderpundit

Thanks to you, one and all, for coming here and reading this drivel for the last couple of years. You feel like my extended family, and I hope I make small moments of your days better.

that day long ago when we began the wholesale destruction of the Native American population, after which we took their land.

I suggest we start another thanksgiving, where we celeberate the day we began the wholesale destruction of Islam, after which we’d take their oil. I have mid-august pencilled in, since there are no other major holidays at that time.

We’ll give the leftover muslims… casinos. Wait, been done. WHorehouses? Might work.

Several extraordinarily kind people have suggested that I keep a backup of this site lest my work be lost- as if what I write here has any particular value. it’s a good idea, and as soon as I get back to a spot where I can, I will.

Sometimes, though, the best part about the stories is the embellishment; the details you remember- or leave out- with each fresh telling. I once had a person tell me that I was so full of shit my eyes were brown- but that my lies were so entertaining it didn’t matter.

Thanks, folks. I’m hoping to assemble these stories for publication someday, and this gives me a little more impetus to do so.