Neanderpundit

I can’t take a handgun into Illinois without some contortion, but I CAN carry my bow, a device that will EASILY put an arrow COMPLETELY THROUGH a human being- ANY human being,from damned near any angle. And at some pretty remarkable distances. (this in response to the moonbat Theresa mentions in a post below). In the same post, Dick comments “Theresa should have asked the woman how a bow is different from a handgun, and i accidentally deleted it”(sorry dick, don’t hurt me!)

Anyway, enough about hunting until or unless I get a deer. Sorry I been bugging you.

last night i dreampt I was in my old neighborhood, where I grew up. I was housesitting for the folks across the street when a deer ran past my window, and I went out to see it, and it charged me. I grabbed it by the antlers at the last minute and drove it’s face into a porch railing, which knocked it out. I called DNR to see if I could keep it, and they said “you don’t have a porch license for deer” and gave me a $500 ticket. And confiscated my porch. Nice deer, too.

On the front: USMC.
on the back: “PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY”

Damn. I like that.