and your scent blocking is working, when you have a red squirrel crawl up to sit on your knee with a handful of maple seeds (yes, squirrels have hands, and they use them uncannily the way humans do) and proceed to munch away at them.

At first I didn’t know what to do, it took me aback so. Still: it was fun watching the little bugger up close, nibbling away.

Also: An ice cold rifle barrel? will stick to your tongue the same way a flagpole will.