Neanderpundit

Just bought and finished reading “The Good, The Spam, and The Ugly”.

Frankly, I’d like to take the folks who wanted Steve H to chop stuff out, and beat them with copies of Atlas Shrugged.

This book should be as long as Atlas Shrugged. That way you’d be able to read it for a few days rather than a few hours. It’s a great quick read, and frankly, I was displeased to get to the end of it. I wanted more.

I went to Borders here in Ames to get a copy- though I’ve already ordered one from Amazon. Maybe I’ll keep one clean to take to a booksigning and keep the other in the bathroom.

Yeah, this is a perfect book for the crapper. I hope Steve isn’t offended by this, but it is. You can sit and read a few pages, enjoy them very much, and temporarily forget about the sheer rankness of your effluent. Or the pain in your roids, or the dampness of your boys. One way or the tother, it puts uncle Johns bathroom readers to shame.
Incidentally, I’ve seen the book in four bookstores now, and all of them say “not yet in print” though they clearly are. Look for the aforementioned bathrom Readers, or the Farside books, and you’ll find this on the same shelves.

So read. And enjoy. If you don’t enjoy something in this book you are seriously humor impaired. Dont forget to wash your hands.

from Zonker, who hands the phone off to Eric, who hands it off to Velociman.

Apparently, several people got together in Claxton, and consumed mass quantities of, erm, snakebite medicine.

Also, apparently, without the benefit of a snakebite they needed medication for.

The horror.

Anyway. Speaking with The Big Muskie on the phone was a treasure- I want even more to meet him in person. I got a ration of shit from Straight White Guy, for not including him on my blogroll. Which I have done, sorry for the omission. Now, Eric, when you gonna blogroll ME?

Eric is right, though; I should blogroll him, because unlike Zonker and Vman, he actually updates his blog regularly. Sorry guys, I couldn’t resist. And you deserve to be goaded, you’re great bloggers and it’s a shame not to hear form you more often.

I wanted to go to Claxton in the worst way, even if just to rub up against Vman, but no banannas this time. Someday. Meanwhile, look for some good after action reports from the boys and girls of Claxton.

As well as those of you who just enjoy sex, please go read Fetish Adventures today, its a good one.