Neanderpundit

Like everyone, I started a blog to see if anyone would read it. And you do, and you are, for ther most part, a great bunch.

Oh, once in a while, a commentor like Morenuancedthanyou will do something that I think is snarky, and i go off, (witness the Rick O’Shea thing) but More was a Man and came back, to say, that was me, and it was meant in humor, not snarkiness. And I respect that.

I’ve met my fair share of bloggers, and I must also say: Damned decent bunch. Dick, a regular commentor, was a very nice surprise- he and Kelley are awesome folk, and always contribute to a discussion, even if they disagree. And do so civilly. Dick himself, as odd as it seems, looks like the professor from Gilligans Island- you almost expect him to make a bayonet out of newspaper. And come to think of it, I bet he could. Kim and Connie? the very embodimant of graciousness. And filthy smart. Beerbrains Joe- a Marine, a Gentleman, and a Scholar. Tammi? Let’s just say if I had a picture of her now, I’d be holding it up with one hand. Leslie? Harvey? Grau? COntagion? A finer bunch of people never trod shoe leather. Likewise, the commenters here have been, to a man (or woman) fine folks- even Jim was pretty nice, at one time. I have no idea if he got off his meds, or what, but he sure turned into an ass.

To all of you that read and can be polite, and not rude, in my space: thanks. You make my day, when I read your comments. To the rude? When will you for god’s sake just learn to shut the fuck up?

Todays word, Children, is E-tard. if you think you know everything, and spout off your stupdity on other people’s websites, thus displaying your ignorance to one and all, you are an E-tard

Example:
Sir Fredrick James is SUCH an E-Tard

From comments in the post below:

Og I am sorry you insisted on making this personal. That is pretty much why I’m here.

yep, it was me. I made it personal. no, wait, in comments in this post, you began the whole debate by claiming “guys like you” told “guys like me” what to do. Sorry, cheese breath, you threw down the glove, and displayed your ignorance at the same time.

But fine. Fat DOES mean ‘weak’ It means ’stupid’ too. You are too weak to stick to a proper diet, you are too stupid to realize it so you make up BS about a mysterious metabolism that allows you to magically gain weight in spite of exercising and proper diet.

I’ve lost thirty pounds in the last fifteen days. And I have no issues sticking to a “proper” diet. As usual, you festering bowl of pus, you have no fucking idea what you’re talking about. And your reading comprehension still sucks, as I never got you to pay any attention to anything I said. Here it is for you, one more time, and I’ll use small words so you’ll be sure to understand, cockbreath. “di-et and ex-er-cise pro-grams are not the an-swer for me”. Got that? No? I guess you have no idea how to take advantage of that high powered education.

You’re an idiot Og. The human body is a machine like any other. If it isn’t working right, there is a damned good reason for it. For many it is a glandular or health problem. Yours is a combination of weakness and stupidity.

Yep. I’m weak. And stupid. Just ask anyone. And you know this how? because you’ve met me and seen me? No, because it pleases you to think of me as such. Be pleased! be my guest. Everyone, especially you, has the freedom to be the biggest waste of oxygen possible. And you’re doing an admirable job, I must say.

As for me coming down there…nah. How about YOU come up HERE.

As I have mentioned before, you struck the first blow, I am the offended party, I have the right to choose the rules of engagement.

Come and work outside in the Alberta Tar Sands. It’s great: -38C in the winter, and +30C in the summer. I see guys like you thumbing a ride south every trip out. I work with fellas that would shove your head up your ass if you tried your ‘tough act’ with them. They are smart, strong men and I am proud to work with them. You will find far more REAL tradesmen here than you will there. I set my watch and warrant to it.

Sorry, asshat. Try going from Mexico City to Fairbanks in a 24 hour period. I not only deal well with extremes in temperature I thrive on them. I have worked in far worse conditions than that in the last year. next? Oh, wait: I almost forgot: you
a: want me to go up against a roustabout because you’re too much a coward to fight your own battles, and
b: treat those same roustabouts with disdain because you’re better than they are.
How about
c: I make friends with said roustabout, because I can, something that you could never do, and we take turns shoving YOUR head up your ass? I bet it fits fine, you have it there most of the time.

As for Tar Sands, I am s wildly impressed by your skills. What do you do, order pipe all day? maybe you walk out onto the rig with a clpboard, if it’s not too nasty or dirty outside. God forbid dirt get under Sir Fredrick’s Fingernails.

I can buy and sell you out of pocket change Og and you know it.

And I know this how? because you said so? Sorry. From the caliber of your posts, I suspect you are a 17 year old typing on his mom’s computer.

I have had American firms trying to poach me but there is no way I will come down there. The hunting and fishing and camping are far better here.

Canada is a beautiful country. My wife is Canadian. Pity it has to be populated by such fucktards.

I worry about the American political right these days. You seem to be represented by cretins like Kim du Twat (he is a plagerist, and a sanctimonious hypocritical twit)and braying asses like you. If this is the American conservative voice…then it is in deep trouble. I see a spanking coming for you so-called ‘ugly Americans’ at the hands of your liberals…and damn if you don’t deserve it. Saying that hurts me more than it does you.

What a bunch of snotnosed drivel. A Canadian trying to judge Americans. the only reason we don’t asorb the whole country and make you the 51st state is because of Quebec, and assholes like you.

As for Kim Du Toit, it’s really courageous of you to come HERE and spout off about him. “plagerist” huh? Got proof of that? or is that “proof” like the “proof” that you can “buy me out of pocket change”? That, incidentally, makes me cut you off. Oh, you can go to your mom’s computer in the den too, but I’ll delete the comments. Insulting my friends- especially with outright lies, since you of course have no proof, is unaceptible.

I don’t have to posture and strut like you do (thank gawd), suffice it to say that if you can do it…chances are that I can too. And if I can’t, I can learn to do it.

yep, I posture and strut. because this isn’t posturing and strutting:

It’s guys like me telling guys like you what to do that produce the results.

Not much to darken these days, if ya ask me.

I can buy and sell you out of pocket change Og

Nope, not posturing and strutting at all. Nope.

You have put some words in my mouth that I am not going to answer for. If you want to continue this discussion civilly I will be happy to see you in my office. You know the e-mail addy.

yep, I put words in your mouth. By copy/pasting what you wrote. I put those words in your mouth. Uh huh. yep, fer sure, I sure did that. As far as emailing you, if I recall, your email ended with you resorting to namecalling and other immature stupidity then as well. And I refuse to have a battle of wits with the unarmed.

Bye. Thanks for the entertainment.