Neanderpundit

I tell the stories here that I know won’t hurt anyone, or cause anyone grief. I have a lot of stories that I tell- to people i person only- because they are personal, and about friends, or at least people I’d rather not discuss in a place as public as this.

But I love the title, storyteller, raconteur, because I love a good story. And I love to pass them on, when I hear a good one. No, not jokes- but good, personal stories. Like the time my friend John’s dog shot his truck, or when his neighbor maced himself accidentally. Or dad stories, or mom stories… Stories of old friends and acquaintences. Stories of people’s pain and suffering and their brightness in the face of their pain.

I love to hear and share them. And here, at least, some of them may outlive me.

Is a purulent, festering pustule on the scarlet-red hemmoroids of humanity. He is no more a conservative than Nancy Pelosi. He oughta be beaten senseless with his own disembodied legs for McCain Feingold, just for starts.

And on a tuesday in November, I’m gonna proudly go pull the lever and vote for him.

And here’s why: The Wrath of (mc)Caihn.

Pascal makes the point (and, I think, accurately so) that it’s screamers and the brutally uninformed who are getting mcCain the mileage he has. There aren’t enough of them to get him elected- it will be up to the conservative rank & file, most of which know what an insufferable ass mc Cain is.

And someday, this is going to dawn on the fucktard.

And when it does, when he realizes he can’t get elected, or it’s not going to be the clear victory he thinks, his infamous temper will get the best of him, and he’ll turn into a a vindictive, vicious monster, and he’ll do his best to destroy the entire republican party, making it impossible for a reasonable conservative to get elected for forty years. You’ve seen the guy, you know what I mean. The condescending nature, the fatuous comments… tell me I’m wrong.

SO we need to vote for him. And for a lot of reasons, besides the damned good ones Pascal enumerates. As Kim says:

in the end, I love my country more than I hate John McCain—and handing over the reins of power to the Left will, with absolute certainty, bring this country down

Bite your tongue, hold your nose if you have to- but vote.

Broad had a frozen car. And she fixed it herself.

People of the world, take note: Broad is a girly-girl, who doesn’t get her well manicured fingernails dirty. And she did this more or less totally by herself. if SHE can figure this out, anyone can. it’s not that hard, people.