Don’t know how many of you are Catholic, but Ratso declared several new Cardinal Sins, just recently. Morgan Freeman is going to have to do a new movie called “Fourteen”

Part of this has been because, frankly, at the time of the original cardinal sins, there was no Las vegas. I mean, there are a whole GROUP of sins just involving midgets and corn oil, and they just didn’t have those in large enough quantities to matter before Bugsy’s dream took flight.

Haagen Daaz is still ok. Except on camels. That’s number nine.