Neanderpundit

read this

And if you find yourself disagreeing with any of the illustrations, you are probably a fucktard.

Note the comments. “oh, that wouldn’t have helped my friend yadda yadda”. WRONG.

I cannot believe that idiocy like that still exists.

Hat tip the inimitable Tam

if you actually follow the instructions on the air hand driers, rub your hands briskly, continue till the drier stops, it WILL dry your hands thoroughly.

Don’t grab the fucking door handle with your wet hands, creeps.

I won my division, in the match I shot sunday.

I wasn’t even trying. I mean, I shot rapid fire, and barely aimed. I just wanted to hit the paper.

Damn.

I beat out over half of the folks using optical. And 16 of the guys shooting iron.

Damn.

I’m gonna have to get more serious at this.

“I think we’ve finally found something you can do, Pyle!” Gunnery Sergeant Hartmann