July 2008

Kim and Connie Quit.

Well, not right away, but soon…

Gonna miss them both, but damn, I understand. A lot of brainpower and a lot of work going into providing the masses with free ice cream.

Overheard at lunch:

Yes, one of the people in line at Target actually said this, formed the words and let them come out of her mouth:

“I don’t know what the big deal is about drilling for oil. WHy don’t they just concentrate on making gas cheaper first?”

I shut up. That kind of stupid is the immovable object to my irresistable force.

I do have irresistable force, right?

“Ich Bien Ein Schokoladenkleiner kuchen”

“I am your Chocolate Cupcake!”

A few people might remember JFK’s “Ich Bien Ein Berliner” speech. Not many Americans realize that the uproar from the crowd occured because JFK had said “I am a Jelly Donut”

It was exactly the difference between saying “I am Danish” and “I am a danish”.

So I’m kinda surprised Obamessiah didn’t offer the above words in Berlin. Where Reagan, a man whose ballsweat Obama is not fit to drink, took down the wall.

Oh, and thanks to MTS for the reminder!!

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