Sunday, July 6th, 2008

Help! The heat is sucking my will to live!

Finally, a little gloebull warmening. 88 here, and I’d oughta be outdoors clearing brush, but I’m inside watching Eddie Izzard and Harry Potter.

Fuck this heat.

OK, I’m going out in a bit. Let me get cooled down first.

Why on earth

can it be that my friends and neighbors in adjacent counties and states are inundated- nay, deluged, with rain, and wet weather, and MY lawn is the color of Scorch? I mean, I feel for the folks in the flooded areas, I really do- but can’t a guy get a rainstorm? Last weekend we were promised a downpour, I got ten drops. I LOVE rain. And I never seem to get any. They’re predicting heavy thunderbangers this week, and if you look at the radar picture, it’s a couple of lazy, wispy clouds. Peckerheads.