Neanderpundit

I origially thought it was this from Marko:

“If there really is a just and loving God, Mary Jo Kopechne just got issued a ball gag, a blowtorch, a pair of pliers, and a day pass to Hell.”

but on reflection, it’s clearly this from Grau:

I would like to thank Mr. Kennedy for teaching me several lessons that have stood me in good stead through my 38 years on this planet.

1) If you’re rich, and come from a politically influential family, you can literally get away with murder.

2) Lefties will forgive or overlook anything, including murder, if you work for their agenda. In fact, they’ll canonize you and place you on a pedestal.

3) The grandchildren of todays drug dealers will be tomorrow’s statesmen.

Well done, bote of youse.

is in excellent form this morning– as every morning.

At least I wasn’t drinking coffee, which saved me some monitor cleaning.

The first casualty of Obamacare was, ironically, the man who fought a lifelong battle for nationalized health care. Brak, who visited the ailing senior senator tuesday, could not be reached for comment. A hispanic housekeeper was able to relate the following interchange between the President and Senator:

Brak: You’ve lived a long life.
Ted: mumflyx gremfley
Brak: and these pillows are so soft
Ted: (Feebly struggling)
Brak: You won’t feel a thing, and you will leave room for a younger, healthier person to take your place
Ted: …
Brak: I’m sure this is how you would have wanted it.