Neanderpundit

but thanks for whoever sent it.

Shit my dad says. A guy who tweets shit his dad says. I don’t know who the guys is, bu i like his dad fine.

Some samples.

“Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don’t realize until later that it’s because it fucked you.”

“It’s just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?”

I want to meet this guy.

UPDATE: it was Dennis Ranch where I saw this. And now the appropriate obeisance has been observed.

There is a steady stream of little gray field mice that somehow find their way into our kitchen. I’m not sure where they come from, but they gotta go. I’ve snagged one a day for about a week.

There’s a hole in the sidewalk in front of the kitchen where I think they may be entering. I have to go look hard at closing that up. Otherwise the house is pretty tight, I mean it’s stone. How the hell are they getting in? thankfully no food gets stored in the areas where we see them, but we want ’em gone.

if these were deer, I’d have to get a new freezer.

Dogs welcoming soldiers home.

If this doesn’t get to you, get the fuck off my blog.

hat tip Dick