Not as if Newt was any great shakes, but I think for the most part this nails the lid on his coffin. Too many assreaming morons out there think Trump is worth listening to, so I think this bones us. And Santorum, G-d bless him, has as much chance as a hooker in a Pentecostal church picnic.

So given a choice between a magic underwear wearing socialist idiot anxious to remake the world in his image, a twice divorced nebbish with a jesse-jackson vocabulary and the brains of porridge named for a small, slimy amphibian, and a dope-addled geriatric twit whose foreign policy consists of jamming his fingers in his ears and saying “LALALALALALALALALALA”, the biggest loser is us.

This election is gonna be like fat people fucking- no matter what happens, it ain’t gonna be pretty.