Friday, February 17th, 2012

I had a plus sized aunt

Who often bemoaned the fact that the first fifteen pounds she lost everytime she dieted came out of her tits. And the first fifteen pounds she gained back was in her ass.

I’m sorta feeling her pain, now. My ass has all but disapeared.Hasn’t been all that powerful long ago when it was a magnificent specimen.

Doesn’t it bug you

one of my customers said, “To spend all day working so close to live power like that?”

“No”
“I’d never do it”
“It’s part of this job. besides, I’m not going to reach up there and grab it”
“You could have a brainfart and accidentally reach for it”
“And I could jump out of my truck in 75 mph traffic too, but I’m not going to”

it does amuse me. For all the times I’ve done stupid things that were nearly fatal, and all the other people whose intention to do harm to me I’ve managed to avoid, that someone would be so concerned about me being an idiot at this stage of the game.