I had a plus sized aunt
Who often bemoaned the fact that the first fifteen pounds she lost everytime she dieted came out of her tits. And the first fifteen pounds she gained back was in her ass.
I’m sorta feeling her pain, now. My ass has all but disapeared.Hasn’t been all that powerful long ago when it was a magnificent specimen.
All gut, no ass.
Yup….. living the dream, ain’t we?
Yeah, I used to be able to crack walnuts with my ass cheeks. Now I can barely get a hairline fracture in a papershell pecan.
I can’t quite crack a walnut with my butt cheeks.
But, at least I can thoroughly roast it while it’s there.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
And it’s FIRE ROASTED! Which is better. Or so I’m told.
So, you’re having to feed your ass peanuts now?
Yup. What happened? I’ve lost my ass (literally) and acquired a gut.
fire roasted? Now I can’t get this product (actually seen at a Walgreens) out of my head.
http://www.taquitos.net/snacks.php?snack_code=1704
Sorry I’m not going to make the fun show with you all this weekend, knee still not up for any extending standing or walking.
That’s GUN show, but it’s about the same thing.
“This is my rifle,
This is my gun.
This one’s for shooting.
This one’s for fun.”
There, cleared that up for ya!
Oh, and crunching nuts via the south-side cheeks? Might have done something like that in my misspent drunken youth. Lucky for me advancing senility has erased those memories….so there is something positive about sauntering toward ones “golden years”.