last night, I took EIGHTEEN MINUTES TO DRIVE THEFOUR MILES FROM THE FENCING CLUB TO MY HOUSE.

Look, buddy. In case you don’t know what it is you’re driving, it’s a BMW Alpina B7. I imagine you know that it cost proud of 120k, because you have the “European delivery program” sticker still displayed in the back window.

It has a 500 hp V-8. You can think about the gas pedal and it will accelerate to the speed limit, you don’t have to drive 12 mpg in a 45. That line of cars behind me, is also behind you.

And finally I got on a four lane road and pulled alongside him. DWA. Sheesh.