Neanderpundit

seventeen hojillion tapemeasures.

None of which can be found within a hundred feet of where I sit right now. I will go to Horror Freight and purchase two more in a few minutes, one to use, and one to add to the cache of the ones I have stashed away somewhere. For as soon as i HAVE a TAPEMEASURE IN MY HAND, the balance of them will appear as if on cue.

Came back from the parish’s corned beef and cabbage dinner to discover a pamphlet left by the Jehovah’s Witnesses.

Apparently they’ve discovered that Jesus was not only pasty white, but based on the picture, Richard Chamberlain. I feel bad anymore about mocking the poor fools, so it’s better I don’t confront them, I suppose.