Saturday, May 18th, 2013

for over ten years now

Koalas have been dying off across Australia.

The culprit? Chlamydia.

It is not lost on me that this ties in with the timeframe my ex visited there.

Not that I’m saying she would fuck a Koala. But she would fuck a guy who fucks koalas.

When you wake up with a splitting headache

You can just tell the day will end in clusterfuckery.

Daughter has a tournament this afternoon. I hope I’m less disabled by then. Meanwhile, go outside. Too nice to sit in front of a computer all day.