that there are other, safer, even better ways to split wood.

Maybe this is better.

No, that just doesn’t have bad idea written all over it, its in italics. Maybe this?

It at least seems to wreak it’s havoc slowly. Here’s one that just is wrong, stupid redneck, and wads of fun

Then there’s this, which I think could cause you to die of exposure while you were splitting wood for heat.

Now, THIS is what I’m talking about.

Of course expense is the thing, I could heat my house for most of the rest of my life on what that sucker costs, but how cool! Though I don’t klnow if I like the idea of being that close to a blade that big spinning that fast with only a thin piece of lexan between me and it.