Neanderpundit

of Chopper Read, had I not watched the video linked on facebook by- I think it was Tam.

We certainly have our share of criminals here, but Austrailians seem to have a certain style that our criminals lack. I mean, aside from keeping his pants pulled up and being able to speak English, Chopper, while by no means an admirable creature, was at least predictable and consistent.

While I certainly wouldn’t say I admire the man, I am interested almost to the point of fascination.

every Audrey Hepburn movie, but the other night I watched ‘Two for the Road’ with her and Albert Finney.

Damn.

Ordinarily, anorectic women hold no charms for me, but as tiny as she was, she still had a wonderful shape, and man, those eyes…

Last night, watching Hatari, I think that Elsa Martinelli was the only woman to hold a candle to her, looks wise, and she was also teeny.

Maybe it’s true, big guys do have an innate craving for tiny girls. I never sought them out, being afraid to break them, but Elsa and Audrey are not hard to look at.

That’s what I scraped off my face this morning to go back to the office after a long absence. Hope they didn’t blow the place up while i was gone.

The new year could contain a lot of suckage, or it could contain a lot of goodness, but I don’t have any control over anyone but me. So I’m going to keep on being me, because nobody else will do it.

I’m just not going out in public with a bigass neckbeard.