Is getting ridiculous.

I have no specific desire to look like Andy Rooney by the time I’m 60, and I’m damned if I’m gonna cut them, the resulting stiff little bristles are painful.

No, they need yanking. I should see if there’s still someone making the Epilady. I could remarket as the Earpalady.

Nah, that sounds like some kind of heimlich manouvre. “Why are you earping a lady?”
They make that “nono” thing too, for women’s legs. They don’t show how it works, really, but it looks like it uses radiation to kill the hair follicles. Maybe if I just stood realy close to the smoke detector?

All I know is, it’s getting out of hand. And it isn’t even hair inside the ear canal, it’s the shit on the edges, the stuff that looks like a wolf’s hair, black tipped with silver in the middle and amber at the follicle. Wirey, annoying shit.