Neanderpundit

This isnt happening. Gays are not organized! They just want to be left alone to live their lives in peace! Anyone who thinks gays have an anti Christian agenda is just crazy and stupid!.

I hate being right. I do like it when all those people who accused me of being a lunatic apologise.

Lol. Yeah, because that happened.

I was working at the local grocery store, bagging groceries and following hausfrau to their cars to load them in their trunks, and I had made a few dollars off tips, so I went to the local eatery, about a half mile away for lunch. Linda smiled at me in the way she always did, making me feel funny in the pants, and asked what I was having for lunch. “Surprise me” I said, and she brought back a thick cheeseburger with a thick slice of red onion on top, and a chocolate malted. I was in love all around. The crispy sweetness of the red combined with the cheese and the burger- well, it just all went down so well, didn’t it? Anyway, I liked it fine.

And then I woke in the middle of the night, apparently inside a skunk. I had filled my bedroom with such a vile stench even having both windows open could not help in any appreciable way. I scooted my bed over against the wall next to the window and slept with my backside aimed at the window for the rest of the night.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I still like onions on burgers, and in other things, but I know if I eat them I will be unable to be around myself for quite a few hours.

Partner also has this, in spades. Working with him on his tractor sunday afternoon we both very nearly died from the nastiness of his gas, he thinks from eating some kind of chili with onions. There would be a subtle “poot” and then a rush for the door and fresh air.

I suppose if all else fails we can use our unique talents to break up crowds of protesters. Hey, it’s a thought.