that there is a problem with the Euro and the Canadian currency where strippers are concerned? I mean, nobody wants to have loonies and twonies and euro coins jammed in their G strings, or do “tips” start right at $5 these days? When I was younger, a roll of singles would get you a lot of attention in a titty bar, but these days I bet you have to have a roll of $20’s.

Doesn’t make any nevermind anyway, if I wanted to spend all my money on women who only threatened to have indifferent sex with me I would have stayed married to my ex wife.