Neanderpundit

Monday 28 May 2012

Only a real bastard

will fart in front of a fan.

on 28 May 2012 at 8:01 am MAJ Mike

As I’ve said before, I wait until I’m in a loud, crowded hallway before I let loose. It is impossible to track, but easy to share.
on 28 May 2012 at 8:01 am MAJ Mike

Farting in someone’s pillow is pretty evil, too.
on 28 May 2012 at 10:52 am sonofagun

That’s a hi-tech sneaky bastard. Before fans his mother had to rely on coyly waving her cupped hand behind her to disperse the cloud and increase the suspect list.
on 28 May 2012 at 1:22 pm Paul b

He he.
on 28 May 2012 at 2:23 pm Jeffro

It’s good to share.
on 28 May 2012 at 4:25 pm Nathan

LOL
on 28 May 2012 at 7:28 pm DaddyBear

A true bastard will fart behind a fan so vapor residue sticks to the blades and outgasses for hours.
on 28 May 2012 at 9:42 pm Midwest Chick

There aren’t enough dryer sheets in the world that would help in that situation…
on 05 Jun 2012 at 11:12 pm Weetabix

or in an elevator just as he steps out.

{walks out whistling innocently…}