Yeah, we kinda need you to be at a meeting on Monday.
At 07:30. No biggie, really.
“We need to dispel some rumors”
yeah? What rumors? I haven’t heard any rumors. SO I asked.
“What rumor on earth could possibly be worse than the actual truth? ”
People don’t seem to have a very good grasp of the facts, sometimes. And they hate it when they have to admit I’m right.

