Damned wistlepigs

Managed to put three CB caps in one yesterday before he ended up in the great beyond. Wish the hell I had a can to use something a little more powerful.

At point blank, of course, I use the h&r top break. The little bastards will sit right on the terrace while I load the gun and open the window. Last one died with a mouthful of MY BEANS.

Early onset alzheimers

Thursday, I left the house without a pocketknife. WITHOUT A POCKETKNIFE!!!

Used to frisk myself as I left the house, wallet, watch, smokes, lighter, keys, knife. I’d as soon have left the house without pants. Then it became so ingrained I never had to think about it. Thirty years of shining sanity, and now I’m starting to forget shit again.

Last night I saw a guy changing his serpentine idler pully. In his GELANDEWAGON.

I’ve seen a lot of Lotwork over the years but I’ve never seen it done on a $75,000 truck.

At least I know I’m not the only one thinking this.

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