Neanderpundit

has been my barber for several years now. he’s a great man with perfect hair and a beergut that makes me smile.

Today, waiting for my turn in the chair, I notice a picture on the wall. Barber Joe giving a guy an electric massage in a chair, while Christopher Walken looks on. Chris Walken was in barber school with my barber!!

In other news, I now have to wear safety glasses to clip my toenails, and only a well-sharpened pair of Klein tools high leverage dykes will do the job. yes, I’m old. Yea, I’m thirty years older then you are. Had my back broke once, and my hip twice. And on my worst day I could beat the hell out of you.

Except Dick, of course. I wouldn’t fuck with Dick on a bet.

LA City Council has passed a resolution to boycott Arizona until they turn blue!

Just exactly how will they boycott Arizona? By not sending them illegals?
Me, I’m looking for businesses in Arizona to support. I’m finding some businesses now, like the American Flag and Pole company. Anybody got any others?

Daughter is being confirmed tomorrow. No, not as Witchfinder general, it’s a Catholic thing.

I’m gonna get a haircut in the Ayem, but the barber usually trims my nose and ear hair, which leaves sharp little stubs that just plain hurt. SO I have been trying to get rid of most of them pre-emptively.

The nose hairs are bad enough, but I just caught an ear hair that appears to have no end. I clipped the hemostats on it and tied it to the back bumper of the wife’s Escape. She’s been gone four minutes and it still seems to be coming. If the root isn’t too big I’m gonna weave it into a rug.