Neanderpundit

Upon very nearly being Tboned by a woman who, so intent on the conversation she was having on her cellphone, blew through a stop sign. Fortunately, good brakes on the Exploder saved our asses. And the Oglet said “Where do these morons come from? Is there a factory somewhere full of oompaloompas making them out of used zombies with their heads filled with bannanna pudding? ”

Srsly. Want.

Does anyone else notice the concurrence of the Won “allowing offshore drilling” and the mysterious assplosion of the oil platform? (Hint: Oil platforms are dangerous places, but only a stunning disregard for safety rules and a concerted effort NOT to be safe could cause anything like the kind of troubles they had)