Neanderpundit

And my nether regions are chilled to the bone. How can nads that have been this cold all day still be sweaty? Fuck the Da Vinci Code, figure out how you can get ballsweat in 30 degrees.

My wife, Kelly, she rocks.

How so, you ask? She just booked our honeymoon at the Seascape Inn in Key West.

What’s so special about that, you ask? She booked our room during the entire week of Fantasy Fest 2009. Google the photos if you’re not familiar with the event.

My life always has rocked, always will.

Tomorrow, Dallas Fort Worth.

Toys…

**Update**

Wow, either I’ve lost my mind, or everybody else on the planet has lost theirs. No Rock River stuff to be seen anywhere, unless it was hidden in plain sight, which could easily be the case in my advanced age.

What was there was far overpriced, all the way to the point of ridiculous.

So what do I do? Nothing.

If the case ever comes up, I’ll simply do it the tried and true, old fashioned way, and pick up one from a dead guy.