Neanderpundit

is having trouble casting someone to be Barack. I’m confident theres hundreds of homeless retards out there just waiting around. a can of brown paint, some toothpicks behind the ears to prop them out….

your casting suggestions in comments

rented a volvo S60 to drive across Nebraska. Followed a manure spreader 30 miles. Covered it in green cow shit. Driving like Stig.

More dent corn than I ever saw in my life.

Warm yesterday, with a wind like Monica Lewinski sucking the hudson hawk all the way into British Columbia. It blew so hard the Exploder with the three of us and 600 lbs of tools changed lanes by itself.

On the other hand, no flies.

Damn, where’s my global warming? it’s as cold as hillary’s alleged tits.

Speaking of Hillary’s alleged tits, Rachel Lucas is discussing our next first lady, Michelle Obama. God forbid she’s right, but lord knows, if she is, this is gonna be a wild eight years. No couple as devoid of values, reason, or intelligence has ever been in the white house, and to have Obama and his wife occupy will surely give us blogfodder the likes of which will never ever be equalled. Not one thing they could possibly ever do wouldn’t be ignorant, wrong headed, or downright evil, and it will blow my mind to watch.

Until, as Rachel says, I’m dragged off to a re-education camp, and sixty percent of my brain vacuumed out with a used abortion currete so I too can think like a democrat.