Neanderpundit

My idea for a new fast food place: Jack Chick Fil-A.

I mean, think of it- a Heebus Jeebus themed chow counter. The KJO people would flock to it, and if you could get old Jack to endorse it, they might not be allowed to eat anywhere else!

menu items would include, of course, God Hates Gays Don’t Choke the Jerk Chicken and Five Finger Hot fries. If you have been saved, of course, no matter what you eat you will still have a great meal, wheras no matter how good you are the food will burn your mouth if you haven’t accepted Jesus as your personal savior and gotten the Jack Chick stamp of approval.

For larger appetites you can have “Burned at the steak” and “stone tenderized tenderloin” washed down with the tears of unrepentant sinners, and for desert, Catholic Death Cookies.

Yours in comments. I think we’re onto something here.

Now he’s trying to change overtime rules for salaried employees. Monkey. Is there any stupid thing this idiot won’t do?

Oh, yeah, he married that thing, didn’t he? Nevermind. Sorry I asked.

by the renfields that abound in the blogosphere.

Professor Hale- who ought to know about such things- talks about the “Ammo box” crowd, and he’s dead nuts on. And of course he attracts the usual stupidity: “Voting got us into this, I don’t think it will get us out”. Sorry, do those words sound that ignorant in your head before you type them or say them out loud? “This action succeeded. I don’t think we should do this because I don’t think it will succeed”

This is the underpants gnome theory of social change writ large:

1: Don’t vote
2:??????
3: Success!!

When one single individual can come here and tell me what the fuck ???? is, and use facts, and illustrate with perfect clarity how the ???? will work to effect change, I will go to my polling place next election and pointedly NOT VOTE, but I’m not holding my breath, because all anyone has had so far is bullshit.