Just in case

Anyone ever attepts to sell you a Select Comfort bed, I will let you know right now: Shoot that person in the face. Preferably with a Judge so they are humiliated AND dead.

We purchased our bed years back. it was advertised as “Adjusts to the individual comfort level of two people” How could we lose? No innerspring, air! never wears out! Replace the air completely free, if you want! Lifetime Warranty!

Well, a couple things. The top comes off, and you’d think it would be washable, but it is not. If you wash it it turns into a ball of crap.

Also, that lifetime warranty includes: the air bags. The foam side rails and cover are not included in the warranty. if you TOUCH the sides the foam eventually collapses, the top foam is fragile and dies quickly. Replacing it is obscenely expensive so we replaced it with a memory foam pillow top.

Sleeping on it. Well, if you really do intend to only sleep, it’s not too bad, assuming you have a partner who has the same “Sleep number”. If, on the other hand, your sleep number is 70 and your partner’s sleep number is 25, you are sleeping on a cliff. One false move and you’re on top of your partner and not in a way she probably consideres enjoyable. As for the enjoyable stuff, get another bed just for that.

Fucking annoying piece of shit. I despise it and cannot wait until I am shut of it, but I cannot afford to replace it right now.

Automatic knives now legal

Automatic weapons, not so much.
Automatic transmissions still annoying but much better on bad knees when you drive a lot
Automatic software updates, well, you can have that shit.

And the Pointer sisters, well…

The leftover prom dresses and female impersonator voices make me wonder, how were they so popular for so long? And check out those amazing dance moves! they’re almost as good as DJ Sven and Miker G

If it doesn’t play in Peoria

Well, shit. Who would play in Peoria?

When the machine I am working on arrived here, there was five feet of water in the facility. they waited with the machine on high ground until they could get it into position.

Now I’m adding some minor parts that make the system run a bit better and will, I hope, end my involvement. And then home. Living on the road, even for one day, becomes a chore quickly.

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