HuffPo: “Ryan workout photos surface”

I like that. “Surface”. Like they’re pictures of him molesting sheep.

Also: “Letterman’s warning for Mitt” Like Romney should listen to that fatuous ass.

I still use AOL because it gives me some pleasure to know that I’m costing the HuffPo something, and it also clues me into Dem/media talking points.

Øbama to be more aggressive

In a link sent to me by Pascal yesterday.

lol.

Old pistol grip ears thought last time that his smirking won the debate for him. Maybe the choom wore off enough to get through that oh so fuckable skull that he got his ass hammered. And not in the way he prefers.

So he’s going to be more aggressive? What is this nancy boy going to bring to the table, to use as aggression?

And then it came to me, like a diamond bullet fired from on high:

“I know you are but what am I”
“That’s my name, don’t wear it out”
“Nobody hipped me to that, dude”
“That was Cher! Cher was right over there! In the same room as my chair! I hope I didn’t stare! Oh well! I don’t care!”
“[Romney’s fly is down] Hey Romney, got a license to sell hot dogs?”

the Won is the PeeWee Herman president.
it all makes so much sense now.

We don’t seem to be able to do it.

I mean, there are some great American made cars that have become classics- like the Mustang, or the old split bumper camaro.

The 2012 Ford Focus is probably the nicest line of any of the new cars I’ve seen, but they cock it all up by putting on those bulging eyes and gigantic taillights.
I mean, it looks like it was designed in a wind tunnel without looking like a jellybean, and it has decent character. And then they try to make it look more like a Nissan Joke.

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