I had just about enough energy to mow the lawn today

and as I walked outside to start the tractor, the rain came down like a horse pissing n a flat rock, robbing me of what precious little ambition I posessed. So I took a nap. And now I’m going to go to bed.

Damn.

I can handle me some of this weather. Anytime you want to bring some of this, bring it.

Week before last

I stayed in a hotel room with a slow running drain. End of the week I had a particularly virulent case of athelete’s foot. I used a whole damned tube of gyne-lotrimin getting rid of it. Don’t know why but the cooch version of the stuff seems to work better than the commonly available hoof version. Talk about pussyfooting around.

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