I now feel as if I own

One four way screwdriver to correspond with each tapemeasure I own.

My toolbox has the magical property of being full of whichever one I don’t need at the time. This propensity has migrated to my desk and computer bag. I have a tapemeasure on my desk this very moment. Guess what I need?

I don’t know WTF it is

that I’m allergic to, but mowing the backyard nearly killed me.

No, not last night, but this morning, when i felt like my eyeball was going to pop out of my head. A steamy shower heleped loosen up whatever it was that was causing me distress, but damn, this is horrible.

Happy Mother’s day

Fleas.
Adam Had’em.

Moms.
Adam lacked ’em.

Everyone else, get out there and buy a card, at least, futrhuchrissakes.

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