To report erotic driving call 555-555-5555. (not the actual number)
What, exactly, is erotic driving? It was painted on the truck, not just a sticker, and it was a large and well known legitimate company. Was this a twisted joke by the painter, or was it some moron who can’t spell? I like to hope it’s the former.
“No. I do not need your assistance in the bathroom.
No, there is no such thing as a peeing eye dog.
Yes, I know you want to rub your ears on the bath mat, but I don’t want you to do that.
But he’s going to Club Fed.
His only problem, like Betty Loren-Maltese, was thinking small. He’s a classic money grubbing polack, always looking for a deal, always looking for a scam, always looking for a way to make an easy buck, and usually investing more effort in trying to run a scam than if he’d just done the same amount of honest work. And now he’s going to do at least 12 years because he was trying to scam a million bucks, while the likes of Daley retired with hundreds of millions.
Almost a pity he isn’t going to a “Regular” slammer. I can just see some bubba that’s been in stir since 1976 looking down at the top of Blago’s head, closing his eyes, and thinking of Dorothy Hammill.
