Neanderpundit

“You were going two and a half times the speed limit”

“The street was two way. Neither of the ways was Sideways”

“Sweeping the loose gravel off the inside of the Vermillion Parkway S turn is not your responsibility, you were lucky you didn’t get killed”

“There are plenty of good reasons slicks are not allowed on the street”

“Well, Mr Og, this is a new record, you are on the docket for three different violations on the same day”

“Officer N was not attacking you, and vomit was not an appropriate response in any event”

“Traffic school”

“Traffic school”

“There is no road past that intersection. It is a cornfield. Using it as a shortcut to Route 8 causes Farmer X a good deal of distress”

“Traffic school”

“You do understand it is impossible to drive a trailways bus to Cuba, right? ”

“Traffic school”

“Traffic school”

“Traffic school”

“I can’t send you to Traffic school anymore. You know the course better than the instructors. Community service”

to Ed Hering, one of the very first things I did was to order the parts kit to assemble the M4gery.

it was backordered, so I didn’t get it. They charged the card, which was annoying, because there were several times in the interin when I could really really, really have put that money to better use, like helping out a couple friends who were in need, and I could not because the money was already out of my account. This did not please me.

On the other hand, my order has now shipped, and I’m refreshing the UPS tracking site like a crack addicted monkey pushing the crack-pellet button waiting for the moment when I can finally build my AR and join the fraternity of black gunnies.

Though they do have the same effect as eating a hairbrush.